You tossed your Sweaty Shearers Singlet into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out I-Love-You Taco

You tossed your Grazia Viola into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Beige Vest and Shirt!

You tossed your Dandybunny into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Gold Doubloon!

Don't judge me ... I know it's a minion, but he kept following me home!!!! LOL

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 305,360 sP comes flying out!

whew

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 302,884 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Popped Dinkle Berries Beanbag into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Raspberry Freeze Pop!

You tossed your Roasted Vermin into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one. However: Unlocked Shifted by the Rift! Receive nothing from the rift. Multiple times.

You tossed your Amethyst Basic Flats into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Hipottu T-shirt!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 195,288 sP comes flying out!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 262,019 sP comes flying out!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 262,019 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out

You tossed your Purple Mothers Day Bouquet into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out

You toss 250,000 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!

There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.

Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 2,500,000 sP!

Unlocked Parallel Universe! What did you just see? Best to just walk away with this large sP prize the rift has spit out at you. Is it a bribe?

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 263,927 sP comes flying out!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 303,592 sP comes flying out!

You toss your Oddtu Sticker into the rift and get:

You tossed your Blue Raspberry Swampie Fetus Gummy into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 163,939 sP comes flying out!