threw a and it gave me (never seen that cake before, and there's none currently in the shops)

You tossed your Camo Nylon Leash into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Safety Pin!

:)

turned into nothin'.

Unlocked Shifted by the Rift! Receive nothing from the rift. Multiple times.

LOL

You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

I just transformed my pet Badb into the new Rift Kumos ??

You toss 250,000 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!

There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.

Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 2,500,000 sP!

Unlocked Parallel Universe! What did you just see? Best to just walk away with this large sP prize the rift has spit out at you. Is it a bribe?

Unlocked Rift Comedian! Throw a particular item in the rift

You tossed your Tossed Salad into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

Unlocked Shifted by the Rift! Receive nothing from the rift. Multiple times.

You toss 250,000 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!

There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.

Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 2,500,000 sP!

Unlocked Parallel Universe! What did you just see? Best to just walk away with this large sP prize the rift has spit out at you. Is it a bribe?

You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

You tossed your Pie Scratchcard into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift-Touched Pie Slice.

You tossed your Red and Black Checked Skirt into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Glamorous Black Gloves!

You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

You tossed your Cayert Pod into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one

You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

You tossed your Salted Green Eye Drops into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Lime Lucky Cake! HOLY MOLY

You tossed your Red and Black Checked Skirt into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Hockey Stick!

Tossed in a and the Rift gave me:

!!!

You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

"You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !"