You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 251,084 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Elegant Nouveau Babycino into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Kumos Panties!

You tossed your Bubble Wrap into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Pink Doubloon!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 211,134 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Digger 412 into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Green Striped Hat!

You tossed your Antlephore Back-Mounted Missile Launcher into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Hook of Flames!

You toss 100,001 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 118,150 sP comes flying out!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 151,053 sP comes flying out!

You toss 10,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 12,786 sP comes flying out!

"You tossed your Walnut Strapped Vest into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Glamorous Pink Gloves!"

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 308,770 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Burrero into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

Four days in a row with nothing?? Little booger! LOL

You tossed your Green Mini Cape into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Chocolate Ice Cream Cone!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 174,522 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Scout into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Ghostly Hat!

You tossed your Brown Whitewash Papasan Chair into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Dark Matter Star Rod into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Fancy Handbag!

You tossed your Hustler Shirt into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

Me when the rift hustles me: 👁👄👁

You tossed your Lost Man into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Gemini Pendant!

"You toss 50,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 57,747 sP comes flying out!"