You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 324,273 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

You tossed your Dark Brown Buttless Chaps into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Purple Doubloon!

You tossed your Ocean Charm Bracelet into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Heart Tie!

You toss 250,000 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!

There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.

Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 2,500,000 sP!

You tossed your Cinnamon Bagel into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Blue Mothers Day Bouquet!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 210,165 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Pink Bikini Bottom into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Oops!!

You tossed your White Drape Top into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Stomped Space Slug!

You tossed your Black Pocketed Scarf into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Gray Striped Leg Warmers!

You tossed your [item2=Eye Catching Aurora Borealis Shard] into the rift the rift shoots out [item2=Silver Doubloon]

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 225,607 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Floral Dark Blue Vial of Cologne into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out I Heart Blob Kitties T-shirt!

You tossed your Random Mystery Ball into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Orange Leg Warmers!

You tossed your Dawn Coffee Pot into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift-Touched Coffee.

You tossed your Purple Craft Glitter into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Ballerina Fashion Doll into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Black Tux Boxers!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 291,585 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Snowflake Holiday Palm into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Mister Giggle-Pants!

You tossed your Heart Sunglasses into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Basic Viking Helmet!