You tossed your Ancient Rubble into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Orange Shrug!

You toss 250,000 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!

There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.

Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 2,500,000 sP!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 316,082 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Pink Pig Plushie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Black Studded Belt!

You tossed your Lilac Vandal Spray Paint into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Ice Cream with Licorice Sauce!

You tossed your Salmagundi Stew into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Blue Tie-Dye Shirt!

You tossed your Elephos into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Eagles Beak!

You tossed your Blue Yoyo into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Fake Feli Tail!

You tossed your Attack of the Killer Felis into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Stomped Space Slug!

You tossed your Orange Snowsuit into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

Unlocked Shifted by the Rift! Receive nothing from the rift. Multiple times.

You tossed your Blob Kitty into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your [item2=Dung Fruit] into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out [item2=Swampie T-shirt]!

You tossed your Caramel Nut Ground Coffee into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift-Touched Coffee.

You tossed your Pickled Fish Bits into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Chocolate Ice Cream Cone!

You tossed your Red Bathing Suit Top into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Fancy Handbag!

You tossed your Boot with Foot Inside into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Rift Blob Kitty!

You tossed your Glow-in-the-Dark Skeleton Tank into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cone!

You tossed your Hello! Montre Sticker into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 289,192 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !