You tossed your Rift-Touched Eggs Sunny Side Up into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Cherry Pie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Foul Fruit into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Pickled Space Slug!

You toss 500 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!

There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.

Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 5,000 sP!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 315,961 sP comes flying out!

Unlocked Addicted to the Rift! Throw large amounts of sP into the rift

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 271,224 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Angelic Blob Doll into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

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You tossed your Bacon and Egg Breakfast into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift-Touched Eggs Sunny Side Up.

Unlocked Addicted to the Rift! Throw large amounts of sP into the rift

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 304,173 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Oddtu Plushie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Green Handbag!

You tossed your [item2=Moon Stirring Stick] into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out [item2=Gray Vest and Blue Shirt]!

You tossed your Free Beer into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Blue Bra!

You tossed your Salmagundi into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Red Leg Warmers!

You tossed your Random Mystery Ball into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Purple Tux Boxers!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 189,055 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Bottled Bird Head into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Puli!

You tossed your Can of Worms into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Turquoise Leg Warmers!

You tossed your Gloopaloo into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Heart Tie!

You tossed your Arid Legeica Beanbag into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 237,678 sP comes flying out!