You opened the gift and find a Beer Burp Mug Candle!

You opened the gift and find a Sweet Rock Candy Reaper!

You opened the gift and find a Desert Raider Earrings!

You opened the gift and find a I Love Trinkets Sticker!

You opened the gift and find a Green Piroctapus Beanbag!

You opened the gift and find a Lemon Slushie!

You opened the gift and find a Black Basic Flats!

[Item=Battered Snippet of Paper] You opened the gift and find a Battered Snippet of Paper!

You opened the gift and find a Faded Orange Rose!

A golden toilet that time.

Yes, Subeta, I know I'm crap. But c'mon.

You opened the gift and find a !

You opened the gift and find a Paranoid Pig Plushie!

You opened the gift and find a Dawn Noktoa Plushie!

You opened the gift and find a Belted Pampas Dungarees!

You opened the gift and find a Golden Antlephore Beanbag!

I just got

You opened the gift and find a Mail-Order Superhero Transformation!

(I've gotten other things than this, but this is the most noteworthy item I've received so far.)

EDIT: (Got another box right after posting here)

You opened the gift and find a Lilac Daruma Doll!