Had a blast at Goldmember's private vip golden underwear party :v

HA above thinks it's STILL last night. Art binge, big show coming up, time begins to lose all meaning. You know how it is. They ate...a meal at some point. Wasn't there coffee around here? There's so many empty mugs, there MUST be coffee. What day is it again?

You stayed out in the woods too long last night, and now these fairies won't stop following you around. What DID you do last night? Good luck getting rid of them!

as Ruler of the Galaxy hosted an intergalactic gala and swept all their dance partners off their feet with their dance moves and charm!

kicked some vigilante ass then decided to treat yourself to an ice cream afterwards

summoned a storm to hit her ex's place with lightning and tornado winds.

CAUSING THE AFOREMENTIONED NUCLEAR BLAST THAT LED TO HIS IMPRISONMENT

walked into what was supposed to be a fancy hotel with plans to get rid of a dangerous target but upon arrival, he knew his quarry would turn around and walk out- the hotel was a absolute mess. Dust everywhere, tattered carpets... it was terrible. He knew he had to do something, so he 'convinced' the owner to hand the deed to the hotel over to him. Practically overnight, the place became popular with its new classy atmosphere and immaculate, top notch amenities- guests were flocking to stay there, including the rich and famous.

He still gets rid of targets, but he doesn't have to go find them now. He'll just check the guest waitlist (it's a pretty long list now-a-days but that comes along with being the most popular hotel in the city), and sit back, waiting for his target to come to him.

Assassination. knows all of this ^ because she tracked her own victim to 's place. They were not on his list, she doublechecked. There is no 'honor' among assassins, not really, but she does try not to cross anyone else's path because that gets you noticed. does not like to be noticed. At all.

It was hard to do the cleanup because she and her crew had to continually dodge his crew, hence the spot on her veil.

Based on the number of offers she got for this job the vic might have ended up on his list, eventually. Not anymore.

Kidnapped a young ingenue opera singer and took her to his underground lair in a totally not creepy, guys. It's totally not creepy.

Robbed a jewelry store and stashed the haul somewhere secret to wait for the heat to die down.

Repaired an abandoned robot that is now in love with them.

coding ransomware

Summoning a lotus goddess and asking her to prom

You don't want to know, and if you did, you wouldn't be reading this right now.

was waiting by the tree where her sweetie said there would be kisses. She jilted her.

fell asleep in a wildflower patch. At least they got a good night's sleep.