I actually am left-handed, but I don't box.

The next person who posts will be reasonably afraid of tigers.

I would think so, I hope to get an opportunity to approach one without it.

The next person who posts has a song saved for someone.

Saved for a situation but not for someone in particular ;)

The next person who posts is excited for Morostide.

Not me.

The next person who posts will prefer an actual computer to a mobile device.

I do.

The next person who posts lives in Europe.

Nope. Somewhere in North America.

The next person who posts is a 90s kid.

Non, vintage 1982.

The next person who posts will be makng efforts to stop drinking soda.

Nope. If my taste buds want it, I'll get some. If I don't shrugs I don't. :)

The next person to post needs to go to the supermarket tomorrow.

Yes actually, haha!

The next person who posts has at least four (real-life) pets.

Unfortunately, not even one. :/

The next person who posts usually skips breakfast.

Not really, I have breakfast at noon.

The next person who posts will know someone fluent in more than two languages.

Know several people fluent in two languages, but not at least three.

The next person who posts is hungry right now!

I am, but the guests eat first. I prefer to eat alone.

The next person who posts eats M&M's slowly, rather than chewing.

Lmao so true though.

The next person will doing this for the blue building.

Nope, I finished some time ago. The queen was most generous.

The next person who posts will be feeling opposite the ambient. (I feel like I'm boiling despite the cold.)

Nope, I'm quite warm even though it's pretty chilly outside

The next person who posts wishes they could go trick-or-treating but can't because they're too old

I'm too old for a lot of things. Too late to start...

The next person who posts will be of the few with no enthusiasm for the holidays.

You are correct!

The next person who posts will prefer salty over sweet.

True.

The next person who post will be good at quoting obscurely.

False sadly

The next person who post will have a pet bird