a cat for sure!

Would you rather have a dozen kids, or none at all?

none! i don't really want kids anyway, so that's an easy one :P

would you rather be able to fly, but never swim again? or be able to breathe underwater but never have your feet leave the earth (except for when you're swimming)? flight or mermaid basically

Be able to fly.

Would you rather become a werewolf or a vampire?

Ooh, Vampire hands-down. Usually more intelligent, or in control, than a werewolf. I'm more of a night-owl anyway so I can give up the sun just fine. Of course, if I end up sparkling under any circumstances, I'd have to find a nice oak stake :(

Would you rather go vegan or go all meat for a month?

vegan (and also, your vampire answer made me laugh and laugh XD my answer would have been exactly the same lol)

would you rather just use a bicycle, or a car for mode of transport for the next year?

A car, sorry environment. Riding a bicycle in traffic scares the crap outta me. Also, my vehicle is literally my office at work for 10 hours every night. A bicycle wouldn't fly as such.

Would you rather be a circus clown or a trapeze artist?

Trapeze! Too many people are afraid of clowns...plus the makeup would be so bad for my skin.

Would you rather play Subeta or take your dream vacation?

Vacation, could use it

Would you rather sing or dance for 1 hour straight?

Oh lord I'm terrible at both but I guess dance as it's less offensive to others

Would you rather lose your site or taste?

taste! As an extremely fussy eater, it would be nice only having to worry about texture. though food would become even more boring.

Would you rather win $1 million dollar lump sum, or $2,000 a week for the rest of your life?

$2,000 weekly, enough to pay for meds and csc :P all I need

my bad ;; looks like I posted it somewhere else do you wear nail polish? whats your favorite color?

No point doing house reno's and that was more a question than a rather :D

Would you rather a tattoo or a piercing?

I'm tempted by a tattoo but I'm sucky when it comes to pain, so I'd probably go for a piercing, its quicker!

Would you rather play Card Crusade or Mazes & Mahars?

Card Crusade

would you rather be stung by a wasp or chased by a dog?

Depends, is the dog going to catch me and if it does is it going to bite me or is it just playing? Assuming the dog is aggressive I'll take the wasp.

Eat offal or eat insects?

Offal.

Would you rather have nothing to do or be too busy to sleep more than three hours a night?

Nothing to do.

Lose all your teeth or become lactose intolerant.

I AM lactose intolerant and it's not that bad. eats ice cream out of spite

Would you rather have a horrible short term memory or a horrible long term memory?

horrible long term memory, I suffer from short term memory issue and its... not fun

Would you rather lick a cactus or a dog's butt?

I'd lick the cactus for sure

Would you rather clean a public restroom(mens) or get pink eye?