I ate both before, they both delicious, it's a hard choice, hmmmmm... six snails please <3

Would you rather kiss a slimy toad or your ex?

a toad, EASILY hahaha.

Would you rather never run out of battery power for whatever phone and tablet you own or always have free Wi-Fi wherever you go?

Free Wi-Fi!!!

Would you rather wake up at 10am every morning, and can't wake up before this point, or can only sleep after 2am?

LOL this is my life. Would have to be only sleep after 2am, because I sometimes have early morning doc appts.

Would you rather live in a climate where it was always above 30c (86f) or always below 5c (41f)?

I'd rather live in a always above 30c climate, actually the place where I live is above 30c at least 9 months through out a year XDD, so, meh, not a big deal :P

Would you rather be not able to eat fried food through out your whole life, or not be able to eat bread?

Not be able to eat bread. Bread's pretty good but do not tell me I can never again have fried pickles or tofu, I will lose the will to live. XD

Would you rather be a regular mortal human or a dog who will live forever?

Being a dog will probably be better than being an human, they are always so cheerful.

Would you rather have IQ 200 but small and fragile as an ant, or dumb as a fish but giant and tough as an mountain?

Probably be small, that way I'm smart enough to navigate the world as a small person haha.

Would you rather relive the same day for 365 days or lose a year of your life?

Relive! As long as I have all the memory intact, cuz everything will be a game for me, and seeing everyone's serious face is interesting.

Would you rather only be able to wear one pretty shirt for your whole life, or have many ugly shirts that's never clean for your whole life?

If by "pretty" you just mean something that appeals to me (because I'm not into what you'd probably call "pretty") I'll go for that. It's really not like I have much of a choice there anyway...I was gonna be all about those ugly shirts but they're dirty too? Yeah no thanks. Pretty shirt it is then. Even if it has pink bows and sequins. =x

As long as we're doing unfortunate clothing options... Would you rather have to wear short shorts and a tank top with no other layers every day for the next three years or a heavy parka you can't take off?

By pretty I mean what fits your standards XD, so the ugly shirts for you will be things with pink bows and laces :D

Damnnnnn I'd rather wear a heavy parka, at least I wont get cold all the time during winter

Would you rather lose the ability to read or lose the ability to speak?

I will go with speak ...

I can always write down what I need to ask but a world without eyesight might be really difficult.

Would you rather water ski or get towed behind the boat on an inner-tube?

inner-tube sounds like so much fun

Would you rather having bigger eyelashes or a flawless eyebrow?

bigger eyelashes

Would you rather go water skiing or snow skiing?

snow skiing

Would you rather having a butterfly or a ladybug infestation?

Butterfly!

Would you rather have everything on your phone right now (browsing history, photos, etc.) made public to anyone who Google’s you name or never use a cell phone again?

I hardly turn my phone on so I have very little to hide ........... I'll keep it for emergencies everyone can see my data.

would you rather eat the chocolate or drink the liquor?

- Eat the chocolate. Not currently allowed to drink the liquor (shakes fist at medication)

Would you rather sleep for 3 days or stay awake for 3 days?

Sleep, for 3 years if possible pls

McDonalds or Subway?