granted, but the servers crash and the site becomes inaccessible for a whole week

I wish I would be able to haunt people without dying or being in a coma

Granted but when people see your spectre form it's wearing a giant rubber ducky suit ^_^

I wish I could get a kitten

Granted, but it's really mean and only has two legs

I wish I was the richest user

Granted you are the richest user but once this pinnacle is breached, Subeta glitches, lags and has NO record of your sp :(

I wish I could spend the summer traveling to exotic places

Granted, but you can't visit anywhere you would like to. You have to visit places that are ugly and that you don't like.

I wish I had a couple of CWs

Granted, but the CW's are time dependent and expire as you purchase them.

I wish Subeta sp tripled every quarter

Granted, but prices go up times four.

I wish I had some carbonara.

Granted, but it is overcooked, dry and one strand

I wish day light savings time was non-existent

Granted, but time skips forward one hour every night at 2:00 AM.

I wish that I had a toasted sandwich.

Granted, but the toast is way too toasted and fell apart as soon as you bit into it.

I wish payday would come a couple days sooner...

, Payday comes sooner, but you're paid less.

I wish I had the ability to block out any songs I hate.

Granted, but you hear a loud buzzing sound instead

I wish I didn't have to do dishes

, congratulations! You never have to do dishes ever again... but all your other chores are multiplied.

I wish humans could function without sleep so I could get more done.

Granted! You never have to sleep again! But within a day you run out of things to do

"Run out of things to do"? Pfft, you underestimate my creativity.

(It's hard to play if there's no wish to ruin, btw.)

(I just realized I forgot, so sorry! So in that case...)

I wish I had a better memory.

It's aight.

, wish granted, but only for 30 seconds at a time.

I wish I had the ability to meet any celeb I wanted at any time.

So I'm a goldfish now is what you're saying

Wish Granted! But they're always too busy to spend any time with you

I wish I could see more colours

Yep, you're a goldfish now. Glug, glug, swim, swim.

, wish granted, but now you're mute so you can't even explain to anyone that you can see new colors and you die alone, taking the knowledge with you to be forever lost to mankind.

I wish summer nights were longer.

Wish granted! The summer nights are now 23 hours long. You hardly see any sun at all.

I wish my garden would weed itself.