They're not mine, officer, I swear. I'm holding them for a friend.

banned for being caught with their hand in the cookie jar.

Banned for not wearing socks with sandals.

banned for being pro-sock.

banned for marring that gorgeously long hair with that hat

It goes with the outfit, and is very "90s chick flick sidekick chic," as I like to call it.

banned for being the cause of the fire.

Banned for showing off her midriff.

banned for not.

banned for failing to ban for being horn-y.

..the fire just follows me, what else was I supposed to do?

I'm guessing the h-word is a "bad" word on site and that's why you put that weird dash there.

banned for visiting Notre Dame with a fire in tow.

Banned for having the same star mole as me

banned for reusing a ban reason.

banned for being backdropless and existing outside of time and space.

If Subeta doesn't like a word you type, it substitutes another word. The user in question does have a few horns on their crown, but either interpretation of horny is still just plain bannable. Either way, you should have banned them and should be banned. Ban you, I say! :)

I EXIST OUTSIDE OF TIME AND SPACE AND THEREFORE CONTROL TIME AND SPACE. YEAH, BE JEAL.

banned for not taking the obvious advice to eat more fruit and contracting scurvy. Shame on you. SHAAAAAME!

ohwellheythere65 banned for letting your dragonfly take a soaking! Poor babie

banned for reviving this thread

was banned for summoning the unspeakable creature from the depths

You are banned for poking someone on the 5th hour of the 5th day of the 5th month!

banned for eating all the carrots and tomatoes in the refrigerator

banned for disturbing marine life

Banned for being terrorfying