Mm, take it, although I will probably start sneezing in half an hour.

Rechargeable batteries!

Always! I need more of them, my batteries are always dying.

5 dogs!

Well, that depends...are they in need of a home right now? I'd take them in until I found them good forever homes, but then I'd have 6 dogs and that's too many for me to keep. Although I'd probably get all attached to them and it would be hard to let them go. ^^;

A trip to the Grand Canyon

Leave it, I've already been and how many times do you need to see a giant hole in the ground?

A big bowl of borscht.

I'm not the biggest fan of sour... I'll have to leave it!

Ten dollars... but it's all in pennies.

Heh, take it and then put it all down one of those spinny things that sends your coins to charity.

81 pairs of scissors that you have to carry around with you all day.

Leave it. Not sure what I'd do with that many.

Extreme roller coaster ride

Take it. I was too chicken when I had an opportunity to go on a triple-loop coaster as a kid but I'd go now...

A package of patchouli incense

leave it, intense smells make my sneeze.

Diamond earrings.

Girl, I take it and run.

Cactus.

Hmm, I like cacti but something about being around them makes me nervous. I think I'll have to leave it.

50 pounds of chicken manure

Think I'll leave that one, although it would probably be good for my garden, but I prefer the bagged kind.

rare steak

Captain There's no other way to eat a steak :D

A lifetime supply of soylent.

Leave it. The product does have some potential (not to replace all food, but as an occasional replacement when time or resources are limited) but I don't think its ready yet. In particular I'd prefer it if the product used real sugar, or sweetener (honey, syrup).

Appearing on one of those home improvement shows.

If it means I'd be able to finally move into a better place.. yes please! (also, they'd have to actually pay for it. I know at least here in The Netherlands they often make the people pay for it themselves in part..)

A device that allows you to shape shift into any humanoid form at will (but you have to stay in your new form for at least 24 hours each time you use it)

Hell yeah, sounds awesome!

A pottery class

already took one (and found out I'm bad at it), but sure I'd try again, so take it.

A strawberry sundae with peanuts and bananas?

Yes, please!!

A free haircut + dye of your choosing

omg yes! I've always wanted an excuse to dye my hair a weird color.

A giant stuffed bear.

Take it for sure. Cuddle buddy! :)

Cross country trip on a train.