I double-checked and the Minion Nip is working as intended. Morostide will last the rest of the month so hopefully your luck will improve :)

I don't really know what to tell you. The Minion Nip is working correctly, and based on what you recorded, it is definitely working for you.

I'm sorry if you're upset with the odds of finding a minion, but this is not a bug.

As stated above, this is not a bug. It is working as intended and was checked twice. I am going to go ahead and lock this up.