You've earned the Mass Recycler achievement! (35k!!!)

You've earned the Book Worm achievement!

You've earned the Longtime Member achievement! (10 years)

Achievements

You've earned the Lililace Georgiana achievement!

You've earned the Shifted by the Rift achievement! 10

You've earned the Split Personality: Mori achievement!

You've earned the Sweet as Honey achievement! You've earned the Enter Potion Lottery achievement!

You've earned the Big Spender achievement! (2,500,000,000) You've earned the Treasure Seeker achievement! (25)

Unlocked Decanter Scientist! Get a score of at least 500 in the Decanter of Indestructability. (5,000)

Finally! Never have to play this game again

You've earned the Lifelike Hipottu achievement! You've earned the Lifelike Chai achievement!

You've earned the Visit the Bathhouse achievement! (150)

You've earned the Shifted by the Rift achievement!

Unlocked Scratcher! Scratch scratchcards! (500) :)

You've earned the Blue Building Shop Purchase achievement! (25)

You've earned the Don't Toss Dwarves achievement! You've earned the Before You Die achievement! You've earned the So Long and Thanks For All the Fish achievement! You've earned the PROFIT!!! achievement! You've earned the Spectrail Score achievement!

You've earned the Rift Transformer achievement! (50)

Finally got round to this one:

Unlocked Rift Comedian! Throw a particular item in the rift

You've earned the Major Drills achievement! (600)

You've earned the Once You Pop, You Can't Stop achievement!

Yay, dunzo!

Unlocked Nightshade! Beat Nightshade 10 times!