well in that case, i would love to be your friend!!! bears and deer are some of my favorite animals, so a hybrid is right up my alley. my lawn is always available for you to sleep on, and i'll even roll you over a couple times so you don't die. what more could you need.

A blanket would be nice!

i don't think i have any bear sized blankets! ;n; i guess i could knit you a bear quilt, but that might take a few days.

I'm actually a mini bear - deer hybrid at a measly 5'4"

HOORAY FOR SMALL ANIMALS i may as well be a giraffe rip

but i definitely have a beer sized blanket!! just please don't spill alcohol on it :'c