That just... makes me feel really sad for the poor lil Sigho. I'm guessing being torn apart by its fighting has made it angrier, which is why it looks so angry, and probably wants to fight more. It's a vicious cycle from which there will be no escape.

From the other thread- If anyone can explain these, please do. But don't post the images, these item images disturb me a lot (especially the very first one) -

Also, I remember loving all the pretty sunrise items in Nori/Mori's quest shop, but this one:

It's a shame because it's such a pretty minion otherwise, but I have always thought the mouth looks very weird, like it's holding a big white golf ball or something in its mouth. My brain just cannot figure out how to understand that part of the picture.

I'm not sure about most of those you posted, but the Sunrise Spirit I'm pretty sure is supposed to be carrying the light that it gathers in its mouth. At least that would make the most sense, based on the description.

I think Thingy might be a reference to John Carpenter's The Thing.

After comparing pics of the real monster--yep, it totally is.

Greedy Guts: I like the name, but the body's not great. It's weird, melty candy that looks like a clown, since so many people seem to hate clown makeup.

Sexicorn: how else can its head hold that many horns? I do think that the nose is way too long though. :p

Booty Picker's an ass. It's fun, you know, for the kids. I like how they decided to really hit the point home with a toilet roll hat.

Pretty sure that the King Content had something to do with that guy that lucked out and purchased the domain "virtual pet list" (or whatever) and threw some crappy forums on it, thereby making him the authority on all things petsite forever. haha. But, I could be wrong. I don't know why it's a frog thing; maybe because of the big mouth? :D

Sunrise Spirit: I think you've got that right and it's holding a pearl of sunlight with exaggerated cartoon-y teeth on the sides. Light tends to be depicted as balls in myths, since the sun looks like a big, glowing ball and it makes all the light.

Thingy:

I hid a GIF so you don't have to see it

And I like these ideas on the sigho. I don't like it any more, but I do like having a better way to think about it.

This is kind of in the same vein as this topic but. Every time I see this item - the green, the name starting with W - my eyes glaze over a bit and I think it's a wasabi minion. And actually the first few times, I clicked on it to feed it to my pet, with that thought. But no, I do realize it's actually toxic waste lmfao.

weird items? you mean the

why does subeta do this

I think the Greedy Guts miiiiight be a reference to the Greedy from the Raggedy Anne movie, which I have never seen but is widely agreed to be a bad trip. It's made of candy and eats itself! <:0

King Content is based off a really obnoxious guy/ self-proclaimed SEO expert on twitter who would go on and on about how "content is king"

The comments from when it was released tell the whole thing: https://subeta.net/news/8105

Thanks for the information!

I'm back with more really strange items to share... Some of these confuse me, others I just... am disturbed by ahahaha