Night, I can see the stars so well out here.

Die willingly, or forced to live?

Die willingly.

Iced coffee or hot coffee?

Hot coffee, even in summer.

Play a sport poorly or only watch professional games.

Play poorly.

Coconut or banana milkshake?

Coconut, I've never tried one.

Face Death, or a tax collector?

Face death. (I mean, I know I'll have to make this choice someday; might as well make it here, too.)

Have noses where your ears are, or an ear where your nose is?

Latter, it's technically true. Skin and tissue graft.

Have a unique blood type, or none at all.

Unique blood type, because I'm assuming if I have none that means I have no blood!

Drive during a heavy storm or drive on a really hot day with a broken AC?

I do the latter already. Even though it works...

Stink of sweat, or stink of perfume?

Perfume. People can deal with the headaches because I absolutely never want to stink like BO.

Laptop or desktop?

Desktop.

Love or friendship?

Friendship.

Iced tea or lemonade?

Lemonade, no sugar.

Suffer in solitude, or suffer in company?

Suffer in solitude.

Day or night?

My character knows only perpetual daylight, so "he" enjoys the black of night.

Tuna on wheat, or A pastrami sandwich without mustard?

Tuna on wheat.

Laptop or desktop?

Laptop!

The ability to teleport or the ability to shapeshift into your favorite animal?

Teleport! For sure.

Hamburger or hotdog?

Burger, with hot dogs in it. And then some...

Communicate effectively with out words, or never say the right thing?

Communicate effectively without words.

Read a book or go on a walk?