No. I see your forum title, and I have standards. ;)

Drunk, but it would just be that much easier to fall into those terrifying eyes. 😏

Yes :)

Yes

Normally yes and I can kinda understand the kink that might make someone wanna, but would have already have had to share a six pack to get me in a garden that's as creepy as that. And only during the day.
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