Aww, how could Angrybeard hate something like this? You decide to pretend you didn't find anything and slip it into your pocket to give to one of your pets later as a minion.
Angry Rat
[item2=Lemon Pirate Ship Wedge]
[item2=Vial of Dark Water]
[item2=Dirty Spaghetti]
Aye, thar be a particularly nasty one! Well done! Have some fresh grub on me fer all ye harrrd work.
[item2=Distilled Rum]
Good job matey, ye've helped me get rid o' that stinkin' vermin! ...Avast ye, someone's been plunderin' me rum! It's that scallywag Dirty Matty!

Fresh Papaya Juice
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