Christmas Fairy: Third Year and Counting!
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<p>Who&;s ready for some giggles! ok maybe some groans too..but sometimes the groans turn into giggles! To help tell you some great jokes, I made this little guy just for you! isn&;t he cute!! Now sit back, cuddle him and read on! <3</p>
<p>What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues!</p>
<p>What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!</p>
<p>Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it &;soots&; him!</p>
<p>What do you call Santa&;s little helpers? Subordinate clauses!</p>
<p>What do Santa&;s little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet!</p>
<p>Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles!</p>
<p>Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!</p>
<p>What&;s the most popular Christmas wine? &;I don&;t like Brussels sprouts!&;</p>
<p>What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you!</p>
<p>What do crackers, fruitcake and nuts remind me of? You!</p>
<p>Knock knock! Who&;s there? Hanna Hanna who? Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Thank you for the gift and giggles, CF. Here are a few for you.
What does Santa say at the start of a race? -- “Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!”
Where do snowmen keep their money? -- In a snow bank.
What nationality is Santa Claus? -- North Polish.
What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree? -- A pineapple!
It's snowing on the reindeer cam :) Pretty (watching it there, don't want it here tyvm).
“Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are.” - Benjamin Franklin
"Woe to those who make unjust laws, to those who issue oppressive decrees, to deprive the poor of their rights and withhold justice from the oppressed of my people, making widows their prey and robbing the orphan." - Isaiah 10:1-2
<p>One week into December! my the time is flying bye! How about some more festivness! Show me some GIFs that put you in the mood for the holidays! Let&;s BLING up this forum!</p>
<p>I&;ve put together a few that I adore below!!! <3
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And hot men with kitties.
Yay for festive gifs!
holiday gifs
and a time lord christmas in puppets which you can see the short here
“Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are.” - Benjamin Franklin
"Woe to those who make unjust laws, to those who issue oppressive decrees, to deprive the poor of their rights and withhold justice from the oppressed of my people, making widows their prey and robbing the orphan." - Isaiah 10:1-2
The only actual Christmas-related gif I have:
But then, these are just fun :D
[IMG]http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z120/frozensubeta/gif/dancepig.gif[/IMG]
The most unique of Christmas trees :P
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Now I want pizza for lunch.
“Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are.” - Benjamin Franklin
"Woe to those who make unjust laws, to those who issue oppressive decrees, to deprive the poor of their rights and withhold justice from the oppressed of my people, making widows their prey and robbing the orphan." - Isaiah 10:1-2
Make it happen. I have faith in you.
/enabler
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<p>I got my first Christmas card today! Which is a great leeway into todays theme!</p>
<p>I am sending out all my Christmas Cards this weekend! Have you sent out some? do you send them out? If you do, do you prefer to make your own or buy?</p>
<p>Well if you are interested in making your own, here are a few links to give you some ideas! The first link is crafting cards, and the second link is to online cards! I hope you enjoy them! <3</p>
<p><a href="http://www.northpole.com/CraftCottage/Category-Handmade-Cards">http://www.northpole.com/CraftCottage/Category-Handmade-Cards</a></p>
<p>OR</p>
<p><a href="http://kimhunter.ca/animations/christmas_card.htm">http://kimhunter.ca/animations/christmas_card.htm</a></p>
<p><em><strong>just as a remimder, you have until Dec 23rd to submit your colouring! I will send out prizes on Christmas Day!</strong></em>
I will get my coloring done today I think. Got to clean a little girls room that had an explosion of toys and papers and all of that fun stuff.
As for Christmas cards, I sometimes send them out, if I 1. remember and 2. aren't too late to send them. and 3. not being lazy. :P
MANY thanks to our CF for all the effort that's put into this. <3 I look forward to seeing the entertaining links, gifs and all the interesting stuff that comes our way everyday for the month of Lumi.
A day late but. This was my fave from the fairy! Just had to repost it because it's so adorable and I love those vintage cartoons <3
My mom always sent out bought cards so once I went out to college I started to send my own. I don't have many people to send to, but I love cards and have far more boxed cards than I'm ever likely to send.
“Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are.” - Benjamin Franklin
"Woe to those who make unjust laws, to those who issue oppressive decrees, to deprive the poor of their rights and withhold justice from the oppressed of my people, making widows their prey and robbing the orphan." - Isaiah 10:1-2
<p>I do prefer sitting by a fire, drinking hot chocolate and watching a movie :D Yes..you heard it here..this Christmas Fairy does not enjoy snow at all...</p>
<p>However, that doesn&;t mean I don&;t dabble in some winter activities..why just last winter I went on a hay ride! I may have frozen my...emehm....but I did get to spend time with some of my Nephews. So, it works out in the end. :D</p>
<p>What is our favourite thing to do when it snows???
Thank you so much for all the beautiful gifts and messages, Fairy!!! :D
It's currently summer here, so my Christmas-es are pretty hot, haha! xD
I've never seen real snow; it only snowed once after 70 years I think, and it was something like this:
Little Snow
Snow is arriving now here as well. I just like to stay inside and watch movies :P
We got our first accumulation of snow overnight. Not a foot though, just a couple inches. It's pretty. They didn't plow or salt the road though :(
When I was little I loved the snow. Making snowmen, snow angels. Just playing. But then I didn't have to shovel it or drive in it. If it could snow but never accumulate on the streets I'd like snow fine. I'd even still shovel the driveway if I knew the roads were clear and not slippery.
I prefer to stay inside and look at the snow now. But I do enjoy going out occasionally and taking pictures of it. Especially when the sun comes out after it snows. So many pretty effects of sunlight on snow.
“Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are.” - Benjamin Franklin
"Woe to those who make unjust laws, to those who issue oppressive decrees, to deprive the poor of their rights and withhold justice from the oppressed of my people, making widows their prey and robbing the orphan." - Isaiah 10:1-2
Day 6 I'm so not actually crafty, but I am so happy making paper snowflakes!!
Day 7 The snowball poem made me laugh, ty Christmas Fairy!
Day 8 Groaners are the best though, and Little Joker is so cute. cuddles
Day 9
I love the reindeer and Chip and/or Dale one too. D:
Day 10 I went all out one year with cards - like coloured them myself with glitter/gel pens and did gluing and everything. I think that exhausted my patience for cards for about ten years.
I do like arranging the ones we get at work on my desk though. I have a counter, so the landscape ones go flat and the portrait ones stand up and I'm very OCD particular about the whole thing. But it's fun!
Day 11 Does staying inside where it's warm and watching the snow count? I pick that if so!
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