makes not to self Stay away from those crazy Jalapeno's! They are dangerous! 😄

: Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, put me at the top of your list! I would love to roll down a cliff like Tea, it looks like so much fun. Of course, if you want to push a weasel down a cliff, you have to catch a weasel and I can run down animals 10 times bigger then I am, and take them down with one bite to the neck ( which I call the "the hickey of lunch.")

Just wondering what number my name is on the list? :)

LOL wouldn't catch me in a speedo......i'm more of a cutoffs or shorts type....... :P

I guess I've been on your list for a while now. :P

I think more people are probably higher on the list then they are but I just keep readding Tea each time she does something.

Thanks, you guys, for putting up with my whackiness and keeping me laughing. Your bard skills are out in full force! (This is why dorks don't get the job!)

Oh, yeah. I thought it was the cleavage. lecherous grin

So what? They're our teams, buster, and my meds haven't entirely worn off.

(We've got cute bears, sexy squirrels, a mostly naked weasel, and cookies, too!)

wrong board...

Not wrong board...

Laughter is one of life's best gifts. :)

It's been one of those years this week.

I've been on the list for awhile now. I was pushed out a 4th floor window because I "volunteered" to save someone according to . It's not new to me LOL.

twirls away playing the happy birthday song along with singing

: I may appear 'sans apparel' from time to time but, as my big cousin Bosco Wheezle is so fond of saying, "One cannot be truly naked unless you managed to get yourself shaved." Unfortunately, I have been a victim of that horrible hate-crime, although only once. It happened last year, and though I won't name names, the perpetrator of that most debasing crime done to completely subjugate animal kind is in the habit of keeping long lists and pushing people off cliffs. Oh, and I have photographic proof... I swear to extract my vengeance * small weasel vengeance noises * by stealing her cookies and her beer and wagging my fuzzy, unclothed hindquarters and tail at her in a demonstrative manner. ( snicker... )

Yup... definitely stay away from those jiving Jalepeno's!

Hooray for pain meds and the craziness that comes with it!

Scores in the first post have been updated for Chapter 1.

Everyone got full credit, even for the Hink Pinks that had some repeats. The ever popular theatrical alpaca (Drama Llama) and others. Still some were so creative and unusual that the judges thought they deserved a bonus, so the following six teams got an extra 100 points for their entries.

Kudos to:

Couple of Disasters for:

Webpage for pigs--Hog Blog Frightening Outfit--Scare Wear Marijuana Horde--Hash Stash Missing Money Summation--Lost Cost Prostitutes' Housework--Whores Chores

Mischievous Misfits for:

Sicilian stud = Italian stallion poopy temporary underwear = crappy nappy a fit of spinning in circles = dizzy tizzy an odd skin disease = strange mange a baby cat tagged by cupid = smitten kitten

Organized Chaos for:

Sparkly Latrine--Glitter Shitter article of clothing for the dead made from condensed water vapor - Cloud Shroud alternative to smoking fruit (A vape grape) Fragile fish--Glass Bass a bed for a baby made from soup serving spoons- Ladle Cradle

Reaver for:

Clue: Spice Colony Solution: Chive Hive

Clue: Amphibian Swamp Solution: Frog Bog

Clue: SideBurn Fastener Solution: Mutton Button

Clue: Tacky Tattletail Solution: Kitsch Snitch

Clue: Vaseline Flooring Solution: Petroleum Linoleum

Clue: Nutritional Grave Solution: Dietary Ossuary

Travelers for:

a farmhouse for a poorly nourished, recently married genius - Underfed, newlywed egghead homestead a fight involving chefs throwing their recipe collections - Cook book donnybrook. a square dance party in a village of jesters - Clown town hoedown a regulation used when teaching donkeys - Mule school rule. hunger by the campfire - Firelight Appetite.

Wayfarers for:

zeppelin with a hole : limp blimp BBC humor : Brit Wit A nonconformist square tile : incompatible equilateral quadrilateral Gallows humor : Croak Joke An entertainment device that's so boring no one uses it: Lame Game Clean diaper : Pee free

Congratulations all teams and yeah !

Congratulations, everyone! :D

I wanted to let you know that 's (Nightowls team) class is Mage :D

[edit] We got 1000 points! Whoot! :D (check the 1st post) Great job, ! :D hugs

: Way to go Organized Chaos! We got the first Extra Points and are in the Top Group! Congratulations to all the other teams!

Congratulations all! ^_^ WOOHOO MISFITS!! :D

^_^ Congrats everyone! ;) I couldn't help cracking up reading some of those. Hehe!

I see we have our work cut out for us again this year if we're gonna get the extra points! Congrats to all... very creative.

Congrats to all!

A lot of those made me laugh. :)

Ahaha, several of these are hilarious! Way to go ! And well done, other teams. glomps everyone