Take it

To be able to shut up anyone abusing language?

Take it.

Ownership of a house, but it's far away from your family?

This is a good thing. Take it.

Own a boat (any size)?

Leave it. (My family has had boats since I was born. The upkeep and cleaning is so so so not worth it.)

Clothes that change color with emotion (like a mood ring)

Take it!

A free inground pool but you can not hire a pool cleaner?

Take it. A home for frogs, turtles, water lillies, and koi that is deep enough and wide enough that the raccons can't eat them.

A zoom birthday party?

Uhhhh leave it lol

$100 for free taco bell for two years?

I spent a ridiculous amount of time thinking about this one.

Would I pay that much in return for two years' worth of food from them, however much food that is that I care to eat? Or would I want to eat more than 100 USD/CAD worth of food from them in two years?

...come to think of it it's been years since I've been to one and I bought food there because I needed to use the bathroom really very badly and was thinking it'd been awhile since I was at one so why not. I don't hate Taco Bell, but I never think to go there either and the Mexican-inspired quick service at that time wasn't compelling. I guess either way the answer is:

Leave it.

Would you eat at Wendy's, or Burger King?

We don't have Wendy's here and Burger King is pretty eh, so leave it.

A tiny home in the middle of a forest.

take it, even if it would take some getting used to! it would be nice, i think c:

take it or leave it: never having to pay for drinks from restaurants/bars/take-out again... but they're always just slightly too watered down!

Leave it! I don't mind watered down drinks, that much alcohol is never the point for me and for some drinks I would do it for me if I mixed a drink for myself. I do mind the places where you will get watered down drinks though. They're awful, even the ones that are pretending to be all-fancy all-the-time. The ugly might be well-buried, but it's there.

Play Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild?

Take it! I started it but because of life, I haven't had time to play past the beginning!

You have free access to any streaming services you like but they always buffer a lot at the very end of the episode/movie you're watching.

Leave it! Getting pulled out of the zone and emotion at the very end could ruin the entire movie~

Able to live anywhere for free, but you can never live in the same 50 mile radius for more than a week.

take it! i would love to get to travel like that!!

start a band and get really successful, but everyone is always comparing you to another band to the point that they get you mixed up a lot: take it or leave it?

i mean we still get to be successful and maybe we can twist it in our favour or make it a running gag - take it!

you have zero allergies or sinus issues but cats and dogs avoid you, take it or leave it?

this is hell leave it. I couldn't handle the rejection.

You can wear whatever you want (like whatever outfit in your mind will spawn on you whenever) but you have to sleep without pillows, blankets, or sheets. Hoodies and sweatpants are fine to wear but NO BLANKETS. and you can't fashion a pillow out of other stuff.

The only place comfortable enough to sleep without all that stuff is also so tropical I wouldn't want to wear anything much at all. So, take it?

Travel to all fifty state capitals?

TAKE IT!

You have a lot of money, millions, but can't get married?

Take it.

Live on a ship. (not a nice yacht)

Leave it Have laser vision?