I am dedicating all time and energy in ensuring Quentin is dealt with to the full extent of the law and the Elemental Wizard is compensated for his hardship. I will not rest, I will not sleep. I have forgotten how to blink. I have learned to photosynthesize so I don't have to waste time eating.

...But I might look into a follow-up investigation of this "Hustler".

Really, there's no need for that!

Really, there's no need for that!

DEL! FOR NEW QUESTGIVER and also DEL!'s bee. beegiver.

I can't believe this! Also they are way too greedy to be Quentin Hood. :x

Talk about Saggitarius next, and how he pays less than The Wizard (though The Wizard might just need new glasses...)!

Well you don't get rich by overpaying and being super generous.

Does Subeta have a prison system? Is it filled up with nonviolent offenders with mandatory minimum sentences like in real life?

I have reviewed the case and standing accusations against the Hustler and have decided:

We cool.

Thanks for the plushie, chump.

Sagittarius is an upstanding member of high society! Very high. Very, VERY high. Homie USED to rip me off BIG time and ask me for way too many questionable items in one go (Black Lace Teddy, Tiger Novelty Pouch and Raw Chicken Wing? SOMEONE'S in for a special night) but I'm not here to investigate what the obnoxiously rich do in the privacy of their own lofts.

Although reading into Sag reveals he used to have standing allegations regarding him poaching people's pet Dragarths and Rreigns? Turns out being a dragonslayer in Subeta makes you a hammer and every dragon-shaped pet a nail. But it was all settled out of court. No further details turn up and he's not answering my calls.

Pick up, dude. What are you hiding from.

I will happily sign both these petitions.

Lol I did not notice or know this until I read the first post xD

Uh oh, del's got RECEIPTS.

QUENTIN, ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES

There is nothing about this board I do not love. This is now the best board on Subeta ever. EVER.

Can we make a Suggestion in the Suggestion Forum to make this Subeta TMZ real? Like, once a month, the TMZ NPC (or DEL, since you are already doing a great job) exposes a new NPC for doing something? That would be great and fun world building that would not involve waiting around for plots or subetapedia pages. Like, it only needs to be a once a month thing.

STARTING WITH THIS ONE. //seriously wants to suggest this now

I AM JUST DOING MY CIVIC DUTY, FRIEND

(But seriously, thanks for the kudos!)

I love this whole thing

Can we get some research on the frequent food burning in Fantine's Bakery? Does she do it on purpose so more people buy ingredients? WE NEED TO KNOW.

UP NEXT, How did Elwood get so juiced ? What extremes did he take and why ?

It's all that darkmatter pizza he's been cooking up. I hear it does wonders for your skin.

One more excuse to eat his darkmatter.

LOL This.

Everything about this is excellent.