Oh man, so many good suggestions here! May I also throw in some other slang for drunkenness? I heard a lot of them during my time bartending: [user] is well oiled. [user] is in their cups. [user]: The Drunkard [user] is nearly embalmed. [user] pickled their liver.
Yes please.
I support the "Go home, [user], you're drunk" .
At first going through these I was merely entertained but after seeing "Go home, [user], you're drunk" I have to support the change and put my vote for this one. (:
adding since it's yet to be pinged.
I totally agree with you. I support this idea (:
Does seems silly to have two titles that are that close in wording! This is my favourite of all the suggestions, so full support for this!

Supporting this idea.
I like 's suggestions User "is Tipsy" User "is all mixed up"
my vote is for "Go home, [user], you're drunk" :P but I like "Is Tipsy" and the pickled liver suggestion too!
he/it | I'm afraid I'm a bit lost around here. | | |
Well, the "pickled liver" one kind of runs into the same problem -- "Pickled Pirate Foods" gives the title "is practically pickled". Not as close as the "(few) too many" ones, but there's already a pickled title.
I support this. It does seem silly to have two forum titles that are so similar.
I like the suggestion of "Go home, [user], you're drunk" :P But "is tipsy" is also good.
"Go home, [user], you're drunk" is brilliant! That is definitely my favourite n__n
I'm in full support of the 'Go home, [user], you're drunk' suggestion! I was sure they were repeating themselves with that title..
I also support the "Go home, [user], you're drunk" .
Formerly known as its_just_me
(I started in March)
Wine is the answer
What was the question?
Just noticed this when I was looking through titles to change, so total support.
Especially if it's changed to this. I would use it so fast!
(ahhhh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to ping you, !)

Yes, good.
I clearly had a few too many before I wrote that title. Cosigned!
...my this title looks very good on my pregnant self.