Instead of eating your lettuce you feed it to your bunny! :T

Your shoelace didn't come untied, you never knew how to tie them in the first place

Your parents don'T know that you sneak out of your room every Saturday night to go to the next club and dance like nobody's watching.

your pet dragon

I don't even know where to begin. You're hiding ALL THE THINGS.

You work at a fast food joint and get covered in ketchup and other sauces and juices which you pretend is blood from your monster slaying gig. Gurl the only monster you are truly slaying is a Big Mac.

Their Wild and crazy sex life

Has no intention of actually returning home from the island

was paid a fortune to install that in someone's home, which someone is an important business associate of the parental units. This extravagant pourboire ruins his overt rejection of everything they hold dear and his image to them as a penurious bohemian.

is planning to become office worker instead of taking over family circus. They aren't scared of clows, they just can't stand smell of greasepaint.

You did not plunder that Pharaoh's tomb. That staff is just a random metal pipe you painted with gold paint.

that you are a father to 2 children with two different girls! You're scared your dad will kick you to the curb and cut you off!! 😜

when you leave the house for school you stop at the cafe to go change to your everyday goth clothes at the bathroom

spent her entire four years as an exchange student in Japan as a goth lolli in the Ginza. She made so much money doing this and invested it well that she never need go to school again. She pretends she's a junior architect and every few years or so parades them around a new building.

That she can't actually read. :(

that you really hate girly clothes

her team isn't losing, and she's on the team instead of cheering for it.

That you not only visit the elephant graveyard all the time, but you have a part-time job there and you're known as "killer."

Your parents think your cloak is a fashion statement, the truth is it's hiding the fact you lost an arm trying to befriend a crocodile and haven't been able to get a realistic looking prosthetic yet.

Your parents think that your wings, ears, and legs are apart of your halloween costume. Little do they know that you're not exact human.