Wed! After a 6000 year slow burn and mutual pining of course!
Wed, because you clearly have a zest for life. Orange you glad that I know where to draw the lime with bad puns?
..... I’ll see myself out now before I get beheaded XD

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Wed. THAT will throw you off your game! And if we get divorced, I’ll get half of your hair gel supply. My hair will be set for life. (.... get it, ‘set’ for life because it’s hair g- I have no regrets for what I did there.)

Another beheading for you! I'll rid the world of your terrible puns once and for all! Hitman's getting everything you own now. :D
Bed
Bed, to return the favor. Of course, I knew this would happen!
Will listen patiently to 's not exactly boring but why would you read it poetry for bedding purposes.
Wed
