Colder than absolute zero.

In summer we wish weather is colder, in winter we want it warmer

Not "we", just you.

Do you have any pretzels?

In my house I don't watch any TV anymore.

Welcome to the house of fun.

One demon says to another, "You know, he's just not getting it."

The demon Stolas is a Great Prince of Hell, and takes it upon himself to teach others astronomy.

Prince wrote his first song at the age of seven

There is no first time, there will be no last time.

Spam is just a waste of time and money

[B]Just[/b] once I would like to dream in sleep, it's been so long I've forgotten what it's like.

My dog is getting a little long in tooth

The thick fur on his face and arms is dyed with blue swirls and patterns.

Honeysuclke is one of few plants to swirl counterclockwise.

I put in my baggage just a few clothes and bathroom things

I just eat alone, away from any TV.

I can't function in the morning if I don't eat breakfast.

Error the function "smile", is not supported in this model.

Their family always supported them even when all they could do was listen.