Missing a kick at the fridge door. It closed anyway.

By the time I remembered I needed to go to the store, they were closed.

Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince who lived in a castle.

there wolf there castle

Beware of the wolf.

Beware the Ides of March.

I like the month of March a lot better than May.

is better to burn out than to fade away

I hope my new jeans don't fade in the wash :(

Wash away your cares.

keep that smelly cheese away from me

The smellier the cheese the better ;)

Cashews are ((better)) than peanuts, any day!!

I should add more cashews to my granola mix.

you know your granola is actually a just bunch of bees right?

she got a bunch of money selling seashells by the seashore

money talks...but all mine ever says is goodbye

It's always hard to say goodbye.

The hard shell of horseshoe crabs helps protect them from predators.

A horseshoe is commonly made with metal, and designed to protect a horse's hoof from wear.