20 minutes early, as mine tend to be.

Be a loser, or the loser who loves them?

Terrible choices. Guess I'd be the loser - I've been the other and its heartbreaking. You know its stupid too, but you can't help it.

Lose your sight or your memories?

Go blind.

Would you rather; Refuse to apologize, or refuse an apology?

Refuse to apologize, I'm good at that.

Read a good short book or a great book that's incredibly long?

I used to do both quite often. I have migraines now, tho, so I would have to say a good short book.

Be the absolute best at something that no one takes seriously or be average at something well respected?

Old, obsolete models are good at many things no one cares about. Keep it up.

A life fearing death, or fear dying not having lived your life?

what if I do both all the time >_>

Master of the sword or master of the pen?

Sword mastery, much more elegant than a clumsy, random gun.

Would you rather have money now, or a long future free to enjoy?

Money now please!

Buy 10 things you don't need every time you go shopping or always forget the one thing that you need when you go to the store?

Forget one thing.

Would you rather be defined by wealth, or confined to it?

Defined by wealth. I don't want to be confined by anything.

Would you rather work under a desert sun or in extreme cold?

Desert sun, I'm used to it. Just gotta cover up and drink a lot of water.

Big dogs or little dogs?

small dugs.

Would you rather be full of fear, or Everclear?

Even tho I've been sober for 41 years now, and can't remember the last drink I had, I would rather drink trashcan punch with Everclear than be full of fear.

Would you rather watch nothing but Hallmark Christmas movies or nothing but horror movies?

Horror movies. Spare me the Hallmark Christmas movies please!

Get caught in a storm or get caught in traffic?

I would much rather get caught in a storm, unless it will carry me and the car off. lol

Spend a week in the forest or a night in a real haunted house?

A week won't be even close to enough.

Would you rather have perfect teeth, or a real reason to smile teeth be damned?

A real reason to smile :,)

Would you rather own a dog or a cat?

After having a zillion cats probably a dog.

Cake or pie?

Pie!!

Would you rather pet a tiger or a shark?