Fly.

Would you rather handle a poisonous snake, or a toxic person?

Toxic person, I guess. At least they won't be likely to bite me.

Would you rather know the meaning of every word in the dictionary or every word/phrase that's not in the dictionary (slang, etc)?

Slang, though it would do little to help me communicate effectively.

Would you rather make your own clothes, or buy whatever they tell you that you want?

Buy whatever I want! Unless I somehow magically gain the power to to sew lmao

Everything you touch is super sticky OR everything you touch slips out of your hand

Sticky hands...all the more reason to be unattractive.

Too rich or too thin?

Too rich.

Be allergic to sunlight or allergic to water?

oh oh! I'm actually already allergic to water! I pick being allergic to sunlight just to spice things up

Would you rather have the person you're talking about always hear what you say about them OR have to hear everything they say about you?

Have to hear what they say about me. I got abusive family I still gotta get things from and sometimes others are nice.

Would you rather: only be able to play one game from any game series or only play one game series? (example: either can only play every "The Sims" game or can only play The Sims 4, but also only Devil May Cry and Kingdom Hearts 2)

My favorite game is Tetris, in a way I already do the latter. I'm fine with it, I'd love to play all 40+ official versions.

Would you rather be immune to to the effects of drugs, or harsh criticism?

Harsh criticism! No point doing drugs if you can't feel an effect

Would you rather only be able to turn right OR turn left when walking/driving/moving

kahhahah either way i am going in circles so i will turn RIGHT..most freeways exit right so many i can get somewhere after all.

would you rather have a tremendous shoe collection or look good in shorts?

Steel toe boots the the ceiling, no force can make me look good in anything.

Kiss a poison dart frog, or a frog like me?

frog like you...but who knows you might be deadly too

would you rather know someone before they got famous or be able to spend more time with them now and not really KNOW them..

The former, somethimg tells me I already am.

I hope to never know.

Die in combat, or die in the stockade for refusing to join?

oh i should pass this one on to someone else because with those choices i would have to be forced to do either one geess and i am guessing stockade comes with NO bathroom breaks hmmmm

would you rather be the checker at a huge checkout lined store or be last in that line

checker.

Would you rather be an angel or a demon?

Demon. Too many rules around being an angel.

Would you rather have 10 tiny dumb pets, or one large smart pet.

One large smart pet.

Would you rather eat meat or veggies

I'll take the veggies, they can be eaten raw.

Nosebleeds of a group you like, or front row of one you don't.

Nosebleeds of a group I like

Would you rather watch the Nightmare Before Christmas at Halloween or Christmas?