Cinnamon Rolls.

Banana Peppers or Olives?

Olives

Baklava or Red Hot cinnamon candy?

red hots!

Triscuits or wheat thins?

Wheat Thins.

Celery and PB or Apple Slices and Caramel?

Apple slices and caramel!

Meatball Sub or Philly Cheesesteak?

Meatball Sub.

Chili or Chips and Salsa?

Chips and salsa!

BBQ or Pickle chips?

Pickle Chips.

Pickled Beets or Chicken Salad?

Chicken Salad.

Chicken Burger or Veggie Burger?

Oh golly amid the few good ones of both types, there are multiple bad examples each. Chicken Burger has less fat and you can scrape the pickles off without it crumbling, so that one I guess.

Smoked and Aged Tofu or Seitan?

Tofu.

Chicken Alfredo Pizza or Lobster Roll?

Chicken Alfredo pizza!

Hummus or bean dip?

Bean dip!

Potato chips or french fries?

Friiiiiiies, yum.

Popcorn or Nachos?

Nachos

Hot Dog with everything, or Cheesesteak with everything

Hot Dog with everything.

Cheese Cake or Fruit Salad?

Fruit Salad. Tough choice, usually it's cheesecake forever.

Apple Strudel or Peach Cobbler?

Peach Cobbler.

Sliced Peaches with Cream or Pizza Bites?

Sliced Peaches.

Breadsticks or Pot Stickers?

Breadsticks

Cake or pie?