Provolone.

Grilled Cheese or BLT?

BLT. Love them. Despite the fact I don't care much for bacon...

reuben or blt?

Reuben, with sauerkraut.

Meatball sandwich, or hot dog inna bun?

Meatball Sandwich.

Broccoli or Cauliflower?

That's hard. Broccoli? Do I get ranch?

Strawberry jello or cinnamon apple sauce? :P

Jello, with bananas sliced in before it sets

Baby carrots or Sesame Sticks?

baby carrots? o.e

popcorn or doritos

Popcorn!

Caramel sundae or Fudgsicle?

Fudgesicle! Those things are freakishly addictive. :O

oreo twister/blizzard/KingFusion or oreo shake/malt?

All of those things without any oreo pick all the bits out one by one please. Malt might hide the yuckiness of oreo in ice cream the best, so that one.

Gingersnap or Vanilla Wafer?

Vanilla Wafer.

Peaches and Cream or Strawberries and Cream?

Oo, you don't like oreos? You may be the only person I've ever met that doesn't like them...

Peaches and cream! They're both good, but that's just better. :)

Pancakes or waffles?

oreos taste of detergent and chalk and they cut your mouth more than Capn Crunch. They used to be made with lard and they tasted of pigfat then, which was just one more trayf layer of awful.

Pancakes.

Apple Pandowdy or Scrapple?

Ah, I'm with you on that mouth cutting thing with Captain Crunch. I guess I never have that problem with oreos. I'm a dipper. A package of oreo cookies ALWAYS goes with a glass of milk!

The Pandowdy looks nicer than the scrapple thing...

Umm... molasses or maple syrup?

Maple Syrup.

Peanut Butter or Nutella?

Ooo... That's a tough one, and you'd get a different answer depending on the day, but today, I'm going to say Nutella.

PB&J made with blueberry jam or raspberry?

Both pretty mild to be a companion to peanut butter. Raspberry probably would stand up to it better.

Roasted and Salted Cashews or Roasted and Salted Brazil Nuts?

Cashews.

Meatloaf or Sweet and Sour Meatballs?

Most meatloaf is terrible, so I'm voting on meatballs.

Biscuits and gravy, or or a country egg scramble?

Egg Scramble.

Latkes with shredded carrot and ginger, or with minced broccoli and pepper?