French.

Beef Stew or Chicken Potpie?

Potpie, but only if it's homemade. The frozen ones are too bland and starchy.

Potpie Hot Pocket, or Spanakopita?

Spanakopita.

Chocolate-covered cherries or strawberries?

Strawberries.

Bread with Apple Butter or Fried Chicken?

Bread with Apple Butter.

Waffles or Muffins?

Muffins.

Duck or goose?

Duck

DVD or Blu Ray?

Oh right lol!

Blu ray! Not to eat, of course.

Waffles with Whipped Cream or Chicken and Waffles?

Waffles with Whipped Cream

Mussels or Clams?

Oooh clams, so tasty!

Yellow squash or zucchini?

Zucchini, especially in bread form.

Cucumber or pickle?

pickle

cereal or oatmeal?

Cereal! Purple or green grapes?

Green Grapes.

Frozen Lemonade or Strawberry Italian Ice?

Frozen Lemonade.

Salad or Toast?

depends entirely on whether there's dressing or real butter.

Cheese crackers or potato crisps

Cheese crackers!

Almonds or cashews?

Cashews!

Coleslaw or Mashed Potatoes?

There's a coleslaw with boiled peanuts at a local smoke-bbq restaurant near here that's just scrumptuous.

Potatoes au gratin or Potato Latkes (not too eggy)

Potatoes au gratin

Honey buns or cinnamon rolls?