I love both so fucking much but I'll go with turkey club because tuna melts can be a bit heavy sometimes

Steak or lobster?

Tough choice! Lobster, because I get it less often.

Salt and vinegar chips OR sour cream and onion chips?

Depends entirely on who makes them some manufacturers fail on some basic flavors and it's all ewww. Usually Sour Cream though.

Sushi or Dim Sum?

Eh, I hate seafood!!! So I'll go with Dim Sum

Orange chicken or Sweet and Sour chicken?

I've actually never had orange chicken so I'll go with sweet and sour (but now I feel like trying orange chicken)

fettuccine alfredo or spaghetti al pomodoro?

Alfredo

Butternut Squash Ravioli or Mushroom Risotto?

Mushroom risotto. I love mushroom anything.

Salisbury steak or meatloaf?

Salisbury steak

Nutella filled donut or crepe with strawberries and whipped cream?

Crepe

Cream Puff or Apple Pie?

Apple pie (but that was tough)

Canned tuna or canned salmon?

canned salmon

Pancakes or scrambled eggs?

Pancakes

Oat rings cereal or Flaked corn cereal?

Flaked corn cereal

Sashimi or steak

Sashimi

hashbrown or sweet potato fries?

Hashbrown.

Blueberry Cheesecake or Pomegranate Flan?

Blueberry cheesecake. I've never had flan.

Pepperoni pizza or mushroom pizza?

Mushrooms are good on pizza, but not as an only choice. Any pizza without at least some pepperoni is a failed pizza.

Scrambled chicken eggs with ketchup or french fried julienned potatoes with ketchup?

Potatoes for sure. I like my scrambled eggs with Tabasco or just salt.

Pad Thai or shrimp fried rice?

Shrimp fried rice

Cornbread and milk or Banana and mayo sandwich?

Cornbread, although I like mayo enough to try the other weird one once just for the lulz.

Avocado or Chayote?