What, not raisins in Chicken Salad?

Eurgh, sea insects, and hard to eat. Maybe the crab will be less disgusting and the resulting mess will make my host not wanna look to closely to see how little I have really eaten.

Poached trout in wine vinegar on saffron rice, or Fried plaice and chips with malt vinegar?

Sea Insects are really yummy though,lol

Poached trout in wine vinegar on saffron rice

Beef Stroganoff or Veal Parmesagna?

Veal Parmesagna, I guess. I'm not a big fan of red meat but I do love cheese!

Frittata or Fajitas?

Fajitas!

Spaghetti bolognese, or spaghetti with marinara and meatballs?

Took me awhile to be able to distinguish these two. Bolognese uses up your stale bread in a different way than the meatballs do and has a few veg.

Meatballs?

Pot Roast or Irish Stew?

Irish stew! With a nice loaf of bread. Mmm.

Candied carrots or candied yams?

Does that include the marshmallows on top? Blech... Maybe the yams? But if it is JUST brown sugar to "candy" them, either would be fine...

brown sugar glazed carrots or carrots baked with olive oil and herbs de provence?

(I always make both when I cook a big dinner for people, like if I make roast chicken or something. :O)

Baked with herbs

Onion rings or onion dip?

The dip! For sure!

peanut butter on toast, or butter and jam?

Butter and jam, please!

Bagel with lox and cream cheese, or bagel with eggs and melted cheddar?

lox and cream cheese! Yumm!

Baileys or Guiness?

Baileys foooor sure.

Garlic Mashed Potatoes or Potatoes Au Gratin?

Garlic Mashed Potatoes, but I want a ton of gravy!

Boiled cabbage, or bubbles-n-squeak?

bubbles-n-squeak? Seems interesting...

wiener schnitzel or shake-and-bake pork chops?

Shake-and-bake chops, please!

Chicken fingers with the dipping sauce of your choice, or chicken parmigiana?

Dipping sauce could be permesan, so the fingers

Chili cheese hot dog or Corn Dog (either with whatever other fixins you may like)

Chili Cheese Hot Dog.

Potato Salad or Macaroni Salad?

Oh man, that really depends on the potato salad. If I can have my mom's, I'll take that. Otherwise, I'll take the macaroni salad, as long as it's not my ex-sister-in-law's. It was literally the worst macaroni salad I've had in my entire life.

Coleslaw or a basic side salad?

Basic Side Salad.

Mango or Pineapple?

fresh or tinned? Pineapple is less likely to suffer badly from being in a can, so that one just in case

Guava or Papaya?