Hmmm... that vanilla nutmeg custard sounds lovely...

blueberry morning cereal or strawberry special k?

Strawberry.

Lemon Drizzle Cake or Carrot Cake?

Carrot.

Fried Chicken Sandwich or McRib Sandwich?

Hmmm... Fried chicken, I think!

buttermilk pancakes or crepes?

Crepes because you can put any kind of fruit in them as well as chocolate and other things.

New York Cheesecake or Lava Cake?

Cheese cake, for sure!

Spaghetti with meatballs or pasta carbonara?

Pasta Carbonara.

Macaroni & Cheese or Fried Rice?

Fried rice

Red velvet cake or chocolate cake?

Red Velvet.

Mashed Potatoes or Baked Potato?

Mashed potatoes!

Cupcakes or Muffins?

Muffins

Sugar or Honey?

Sugar!

Apples or bananas?

Apples!

Grilled veggies or mashed potatoes?

Veggies

Hash Browns or Sausage Links?

sausage links... I always hated hashbrowns!

Strawberry short cake or banana cream pie?

Strawberry short cake.

Lasagna or macaroni salad?

Lasagna. It's usually pretty good. Pasta salads can be amazing, and better than lasagna, but there are also SOOO many truly horrific versions. :O

almond bark covered pretzel sticks or graham crackers with cream cheese frosting?

Graham crackers with cream cheese frosting! Pancakes or waffles?

Waffles!

Cashews or almonds?

Tough choice. You didn't say roasted or raw, and raw almonds are better and roasted cashews are better. Almonds, because they are grown here.

Walnuts or Dates?