Donuts are less likely to be stale or rancid, so depends on if I saw the Croissants made or not. Doughnuts for the cautious win.

Blood Pudding is better than the other, but only just. They can both be cooked very wrong, since nobody eats them. -===-

Lemon Pepper or Garlic Butter?

Lemon Pepper.

Chili Cheese Dog or Pizza Burger?

Oh man, both of those options are so quality-dependent. I'll go with chili cheese dog, I guess.

Poptarts or toaster strudel?

Poptarts

Corn Flakes or Muesli?

Muesli!

Almond milk or soy milk?

Almond Milk.

Spaghetti and Meatballs or Eggplant Parmesan?

Spaghetti

Spinach Lasagna or Gyros sandwich with lots of tzatziki?

Spinach lasagna.

Milkshake or smoothie?

Smoothie.

Caramel Apple or Gingersnap Cookie?

Gingersnaps

Cotton Candy or freshly fried Corn Dog?

Corn Dog.

English Muffin or Blueberry Scone?

English Muffin

Chicken stew or beef stew?

beef

Bacon or chocolate?

Bacon.

BLT or a Monte Cristo?

BLT (with avocado, yummm)

Potato chips or tortilla chips?

Potato Chips.

Taco Salad or Bean Burrito?

Burrito

Vanilla Wafers or Graham Crackers?

Vanilla wafers

Turkey or Chicken?

Chicken.

Carrots or Celery?

Celery

Bell Pepper (sweet capsicum) or Broccoli?