Espresso

Orange Roughy or Orange Creamsicle?

creamsicle!

fudgesicle or creamsicle?

I retract my statement.

Or, we may not need to look that up. Frito Pie.

Peanut Butter or Pad Thai?

pad thai. Yum!

spicy tuna rolls or california rolls?

California.

French Toast or Bagel w/ Cream Cheese?

Bagel

Quinoa or Quiche?

Quiche.

Brioche or Angel Food Cake?

One is too rich and the other is too dry. I guess I will choose Angel Food in the eternal hope of strawberries and whipped cream.

Raisins or Ratatouille?

Ratatouille.

Mushroom Pizza or Spinach Calzone?

Mushroom Pizza...I guess? I haven't had either of those.

Apple Pie or Blueberry Pie?

Apple. But all pie is awesome and proof that at least one god or goddess loves us.

Sarsaparilla or Sapote agua fresca?

Sarsaparilla.

Watermelon or Cherries?

Cherries. They're late this year

Tiramisu or Tacos?

Tacos.

Bean Dip or French Onion Dip?

Depends entirely on the chip. French Onion is more versatile, so that one.

Ugli or Umeboshi?

Ume by far :D

pop tart or toaster strudel?

Toaster Strudel.

Fries & Gravy or Corndog?

Corn Dog, slathered with mustard

Velveeta or Vimto?

Velveeta.

Mac & Cheese or Lasagna?