laughs that's ok, there's not many nibbly bugs there.... the Cockchafers don't bite, the wasps and bees just want to head for the flowers, and the worms, toads and grasshoppers are quite happy as long as you don't almost stand on them :P

still I think a popup tent might be better, unless I just take over a cellar and make it into my dungeon. :D
you might struggle finding a cellar around here - the nearest houses with cellars are a mile downhill :P

pft, I've made one to your house :P how do you think i fit all my body-building vampires in there? Surely you realise they can't all fit in your closet at the same time
I thought they were living in the garage :P Or maybe in the garden with the badger ;)

no, but I'll tell you its no badger :P its a vampire in a badger costume. And that would be Merle he likes the fake fur round his bits--says its soft. Don't ask o.0
laughs that'd explain how the "badger" is strong enough to lift those boulders out from underneath the fence, so he can get back into the garden again :P
....at least he isn't wearing a nightdress for fresh air :P

well he says if you'd just stop trying to fix his improvements it would be better. But it seems you are all stubborn and dont appreciate his late night gardening. THat's Sal he wears nothing but nightdresses and nightcaps...
laughs but what's his fixation with trying to eat the peanut holder (not just the nuts, the entire holder was crushed)?? :P
ROFLMAO there's nothing sensible I can say to that! :P

he couldn't get them out... o.0 Sal thinks he's a wizard and is convinced that nightcaps are infact wizard hats o.0
laughs well, he certainly managed after he mangled the container :P
Why are you finding that odd.... they are - just wizard hats are starched so they stand upright, whereas the nightcap needs to flop :P

he says you are better off with a new one anyway. haha they are close indeed
That is what I have, plastic plants. Pusur managed to knock one over from the window sill this morning tho.. breaking my favorite flower pot. :head desk:
I cant keep up with her fashion, really. :D

awww, that's a shame :( I guess you have to weigh the pots down with a load of pebbles, to try and stop them being able to be knocked over?
hehe well, this one is not meant to be squirrel-proof (as the birds couldn't work out how to eat the nuts from the squirrel-proof one), but they don't make any badger-proof feeders :P sits and admires your outfit before going to see what trousers those are :D

I am considering doing that. I am just wondering how they know what our favorite things are, they always seem to break the stuff you like the most. :P
@ Raven I should take her with me shopping for clothes sometime. Be interesting to see what I would end up buying. :D :P

that's true, they seem to have the knack of knowing exactly what to break - even the badger seemed to know what Mum's favourite garden gnome was, seeing as that's the one he pushed a plant pot onto o.O

oh I love these trousers, they are ❤ loving the heaven postcard today lol so cute haha a lot of skimpy and preshredded clothing
hehe could you tell I was stuck for an outfit? :P
pretends I haven't just wishlisted those trousers :P
