Hello dear, whilst we really appreciate the sentiment, Welcomes is for new accounts only to announce their introduction, as mentioned in the sticky at the top of the board. I am going to go ahead and move this to Giveaways, and of course if you want to chat with all the newbies who have their own boards, you're welcome to do so.

We have lots of lovely users who like to help newcomers, so that's the reason why we have this rule. Otherwise maybe all the giveaway threads would flood away the introduction boards! :)