Haha. Yeah I get it. Like sarcastic manners right? XD They're acting "nice" but will still blow your brains out if you don't complete your task.

Is that your headcanon of Melman? Lol Personally, I always viewed Melman as a geeky guy who likes gaming into the early AMs with his friends and stuttering nervously when girls talk to him. And Thailand huh? I wonder what he thought of earth in comparison to Subeta...interesting to think about. XD

Yep, it's headcannon.

I myself am of the homosexual persuasion but I lived in Silicon Valley and did do gaming-with-geeks there. Yes, they do play into the AM and stutter to girls, even girls who are geeky enough to play along unless they act like one of the guys but since they're really not that can be problematic too. Here's the thing though...Geeks really do like girls and can fall in love they just kinda sorta don't know how, and some of them are not aware of any (rather ferocious, in some cases) bisexual tendencies they may have unless the opportunity is kinda served up to them. Say while on a LARP, on a silver platter with a a glass of Jolt Cola and a side of Cheetos (cheetoes?). Ya need to be gentle with them...just sayin'...

As for Melman, I figure from all the computers he's sold he's got crazy sP. I mean he's been asking us for components for years If Shinwa and Maleria can come to Subeta from Phalaroceras, then surely he can visit Paris, Pondicherry and Phuket. Just how Alexa and Allen got stranded on Earth, well they DIDN"T take Maleria's quests that sincerely and didn't hear the deep threat under her words and just. didnt. do. it. on. time. ever. See, this is on-topic, really! This is why her wording needs to be changed.

First off, it's not everyday that I meet someone who does such in depth headcanon on characters like I do, so nice to meet you. ^^

I myself am a nerd/geek, so I understand the whole thing about finding it difficult to really open up to people and show them how you really feel especially towards them. Understanding how they feel or why they are doing what they're doing is another problem I have. For example, flirting. I can't flirt for the life of me and I'm equally bad at realizing if someone is trying to flirt with me or not (which I doubt happens often). XD

I guess my own interpretation of Melman's life is that he's a girls only type of guy, but I can see the bi tendencies in other characters on Subeta like Louis L'amour for example. But hey, in the end they're all fictional and everyone has their own way of thinking of things right? :)