Also thought I'd share a few other that where pretty funny (for me anyway) :Son:Mom can I get twenty bucks Mom: Does it look like I am made of money Son: Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for? : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRC4Vk6kisY : ITEM- Poopy Soft Serve - Served warm, hot and steamy. Are you saying it's lukewarm diarrhea?!

Another few funny's from this one : Uhm... So I know this is weird and hopefully it makes you laugh rather than upset you but when we first met I didn't know if you were male or female for a while (because I've met a bunch of people who cross-dress their HAs). I only recently found out you were female. What do you say to that? XD : Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender. :o : CLICK ~~ If I was your heart, would you let me beat? Cute and dirty :P :P

The other funny was... : ITEM - Diabolical Puppy ~ It looks cute, but you can't trust it. Or maybe you can. Aww, come here, you cute little...AAHH! It's gonna eat me alive!

Other person was : Happy birthday! :) Thank youuu sweet! (:

And this I liked too : Between 2 snakes:

• Pssst, buddy, are we poisonous?
• No idea, why do you asssk?
• I bit my tongue...

[user= ]:You think you're getting old?! I'm practically middle-aged (almost 23 -gasp-). The true test of young-ness: does a fart noise still make you laugh? :DYESSS O_O , but you know you're ancient right? : Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? ...Because they’re really good at it. ._.

This one was really hard to choose! - Other funny's below. : Not sure if I'll be able to suck it in. : Lord, if only I had that problem. Do you know how hard it is to find jeans for a 5'11 girl who wears a kid's size 12? Impossible. My pants are held up by sheer force of will and a belt with holes punched all over it. ..... I can either wear two pairs of pants, a belt, and sheer force of will, or be a pretentious twat and have my jeans tailored. And all of the pretentious twat spots are filled in my friend group. But then again, maybe I would eat better if my friends didn't eat all of the food in my mini-fridge (yeah, like that's going to happen). And this is why I wear skirts and dress all the time because, frankly, the skirts in the kid's department are cute. Edit slightly, hope you don't mind. But I totally have this problem! and I eat a bucket load O_O : Aaaaaaaa very merry un BIRTH DAY to YOu! to You! Aaaa very merry un BIRTH DAY TO you! TO you! It's great to drink to someone and I guess that you will dooooo. A very merry un BIRTH UH Daaaayyyy. Toooo YOUUUUUUUU!!!! lol Happy early birthday. =) Hahah thanks hun! I shall be drinking on thee day : A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!” You really are full of them XD : This is a minotaur on a vespa questioning his obsessions. Tehehe : ~~ you'll be so fluffy, you're gahhnnna diiiid. Love this movie .. child at ❤️

: ITEM - White Chocolate Poopy Soft Serve ~ White stuff in your soft poopy ice cream?! I hope they're marshmallows... I loved this... such a strange item

ITEM - Field Mortiking Beanbag ~ Rwar Imma dinosaur. I like dinosaurs, No judging!

: Wee bit more inappropriate than my other jokes xD :: nA couple of American girls were bicycling through Scotland. As they pedaled through the countryside, they spotted an old man off in a meadow sitting against a tree. It was such a beautiful scene, they decided to walk out and take a picture. They parked their bikes and hiked over to the old Scotsman.nWhen they got there, he was sound asleep, sawing logs, oblivious to the world.nAs they stood there looking at the old man in his tam and kilt, one girl started gigling.n“What is it?” her friend asked.nThe first girl said, “Oh, I’ve just always wondered if it’s true that Scotsmen don’t wear anything underneath their kilts.”nHer friend replied, “Well, there may never be a better time to find out.”nSo they crept up to the Scotsman, who was snoring loudly, and very carefully lifted up his kilt for a peek underneath. Their curiosity satisfied, they smiled at each other and gently lowered the kilt.nAs they stood there, the first girl said, “You know, we’ve invaded this man’s privacy and he doesn’t even know it.”nHer friend said, “So what should we do?”nThe first girl said, “I think we should leave him a little memento.”nAnd with that, she pulled a blue hair ribbon from her hair, lifted up the Scotsman’s kilt, and laid the ribbon softly underneath.nThen they hiked back to their bicycles and rode away.nSome time later, the old Scotsman started to wake up. He shook the cobwebs from his head and stretched his arms. Then he noticed he felt something strange underneath his kilt. So he lifted it up, took a look, and lowered it. He scratched his chin, lifted up his kilt again, and said, “Well, Ah don’t know where ya been, Laddie, but I’m glad ta see ya won first prize.” LOL