Granted! By chopping off your legs at the kneecaps. Ew.

I wish I were taller.

Granted, but then you keep growing. o.O

I wish that it wasn't so cold in my house. >.<

Granted, but the hinges break and the top snaps off, ultimately ruining your DS. I wish I had a life.

Granted, but then you get ran over, life over. I wish I wasn't sore

Granted, but then you get pwned by Dexter. I wish there was something interesting on TV.

granted, but all the tvs in a one mile radius explode.

i wish i was an oscar meyer wiener!

Granted! But then I eat you. (This is like the third oscar meyer wiener i've eaten on this thread!!)

I wish the cop in my class would leave and stop talking about drugs

Granted, but then someone breaks into the school and holds everyone hostage. I wish I didn't have to study religions

Granted, but then you have to study politics. ._.

I wish that it would speed up to the summer time so that I can go on my vacation.

Granted, but then when the place your going gets blown away my twister

I wish I could go home

Granted! But then your home is destroyed by a meteor

Granted, she gets killed off unceremoniously halfway through.

I wish I had a cocktail right now.

Granted but then it gets knocked from your hands before you can drink it

i wish i had some crystal skull

granted but then a really pissed off unicorn comes and stabs it with its horn (no idea what/who kyokou is :/)

i wish chewbacca was my bff

Granted! He then crushes your pelvic bones and ribcage while making love to you and you die a slow and painful death

I wish I had a GA

granted, but subeta dies forever the instant you get it.

i wish my head wasn't so itchy! dang haircut :/

granted, but they're all nasty and smelly boys

i wish i could go invisible

granted but you lose all your friends and family 'cause they can't see you no more. ):

i wish i never failed an exam

Granted. But the IRS takes away half of it.

I wish I ruled the world :D

Granted. But then I come and shoot you and steal ur throne XD I wish everyone would do what I say