Granted, but then you walk under a latter which makes the latter fall into a mirror. Afterwards, you have horrible luck at getting a job.

I wish that I could buy more anime soon.

granted, but then you misplace it soon after i wish there was a different word for "wish"

Granted, but you never find out what it is.

I wish I wasn't so dizzy right now.

granted, but you puked first

i wish i wasn't tired

Granted, but then the world starts spinning the opposite way.

I wish I was invisible...

Granted... but my kitty decides to bite your leg off 'cause she can see you.

I wish my left contact wasn't so annoying. >_>

Granted, but then they appear out of nowhere.

I wish that this week will go by fast.

Granted, but during the week something life-changing (in a good way) happens but you never find out what because the week went by so fast i wish i could live in Tallahassee, Fl

Granted! But the city and all of florida are submerged in water because people think its too much of a hassel to use more eco friendly fuel sources

I wish I had a ride to the party

Granted, But, the car ends up going off a cliff.

I wish I had 100$ iTunes money

Granted, but your friend steals your iTunes gift card and uses it all up in the space of an hour.

I wish my grandparents wouldn't fight and argue with each other and everyone else at Thanksgiving dinner.

Granted but then your family all kills eachother the day after thanksgiving

Since you didn't wish for anything, your fingernails are slowly ripped out one by one.

I wish for a Klondike Bar.

granted, but it has arsenic in it and you die as soon as you eat i wish rainbows would turn into skittles and rain down to the ground

Granted, but the Skittles wind up polluting everything in the natural world and endanger more wildlife than DDT.

I wish I had a full paint set.

[edit] Disturbance beat me to it, so I edited my post. ^_^;

Granted, but everyone in the world dies anyway because of a mutated mega virus plague. There are no more people anymore. I wish I could turn back time.

granted, but you change history so radically that the human race is extinct

i wish i had a water gun

Granted but magically you're turned 76 years old so your body matches your hair.

I wish my mouth didn't taste like nail polish remover. D:

Granted... but now it tastes like pen ink

I wish for a puppy. :33

Granted! The puppy turns out to be rabid though. It bites you and you die.

I wih for 20/20 vision.