Granted, but then it bites you and runs away!

I wish my shower worked so I didn't have to go over to my aunts to shower!

Granted, but if your shower worked, your only choice would be cold water xD i wish i could go to a My Chemical Romance show.

Granted but My Chemical Romance doesn't play any songs. I wish i would finally get that shop till saver achievement!

granted, but you are permanently frozen. I WISH I HAD MORE MONEYS

Wish Granted you get tickets and go but while you are there the band have a huge fight on stage and break up never to sing again

I wish everything was pink and purple!

Granted. But then you wish everything was blue and green and you used all your genie wishes!

I wish for a better world!

granted, but everyone soon becomes fed up with the betterness and gouge their own eyes out. even you.

i wish that I had a cookie and nothing could go wrong with the cookie.

- lol that would be ok. just being there would be enough for me XD Granted, but then the world would explode from all the pink and purpleness

i wish i could get an xbox 360

granted. but then I eat it because you keep skipping over peoples posts. (sorry I just feel sorry for them!)

I wish I had a gift certificate to borders.

Granted, but the person who gave it to you forgot to put money on it i wish it was friday already

granted but you fall into a coma and you wake up with alot of things you need to do and then you die from the first time you tried doing all the thing on a Firday.

I wish I could rule over this parellel diminsion with a Iron Fist. B]

Granted, but then Ewoks overthrow your regime.

I wish My shoes were clean

Granted, but as soon as you gained power someone would kill you i wish the sP i have would turn into real money

Your sP turns into cash, but it ends up being counterfit money. You get arrested.

I wish I had a dog.

granted you get a cupcake but right when you get it someone snatches it away

i wish i had an ultimate game card

Wish granted, but you get diagnosed with cancer and have 1 day to live.

I wish I had plane tickets to California.

Granted, But as soon as you get on the plane, it asplodes

I wish We had ice cream

granted, but the ice cream has bugs in it i wish it wasn't so cold outside

granted. But it's so hot your skin melts off.

I wish I had a bigger room

Granted, but the room is so big, you need it to be declared a country and therefore need to establish a government and military operations or else it will be taken over by Liechtenstein.

I wish my Physics homework was done! D : (