Waaaa!!

Wish granted, but then I come along and eat everything! 8D Bwahaha!

You have not made a wish, so I grant you nothing.

I wish my crush would ask me oooooout~! :(

He does, but then realizes he got the wrong girl.

I wish I was watching SNL right now.

You were but then your tv exploded right at the good part!

I wish I had my first date this weekend! (yes, a highschooler whose never been on a date or even asked out!)

Granted, then you go on a shopping spree and spend it all.

I wish I could draw better.

Granted. But then you get in trouble with the government and you owe the ten million more than you got...

I wish my crush would kiss me at a dance! (I know... but I really want a boyfriend right now!)

Granted, but as soon as he does, he turns into a frog.

I wish I could stay home from school tomorrow...

Granted. But you have to go to the doctor's to get tests done (blood work, etc.)

I wish I would fall in love...

granted but it's at the end of your life with five minutes before you go.

i wish i could stay away from this thread.

Granted... now you will never know what is written here

I wish the wind would stop howling

Granted. But then 100 wolves appear and start to howl outside of your window.

I wish there was some good music on.

Granted, but you wouldn't be able to hear it because for some reason you have the sudden urge to wear earplugs.

I wish my neck didn't hurt. :c

Granted, but now every other part of your body is in excruciating pain.

I wish math wasn't so hard to understand.

Granted. Math comes easily for you, but you start having trouble in all your non-mathematical subjects.

I wish I didn't wait until the last minute to do things.

Granted, but everyone around you loses their taste buds so now they can't taste anything.

I wish all my homework was done

Granted, but then you get Cs for the rest of the year.

I wish the weather was cooler here.

Wish granted, but it ends up being 50 below zero. forever

I WISH AUSTRALIA WAS CLOSER TO AMERICA

Wish granted, but now kangaroos destroy LA...

I wish I was rich.

Granted, but only when it doesn't matter. You'll forget all about it when you've got a test or something.

I wish I wasn't so lazy and took this plate downstairs.

Granted, but you never have the time to be laid back.

I wish my friend from would move back from Ohio. :(