- Granted, you're overflowed with stuff and you die.

I wish I had some sushi right now~

Granted but the sushi has a disease and you die.

I wish cereal was filling.

- Granted, but your stomach bursts and you die.

I wish I could meet Skitters. ouo

Granted but he eats you.

I wish it was friday.

- Granted, but now its friday erryday.

I wish my foot would stop hurting.

Granted, now you arms hurt.

I wish my dad would turn down the t.v....

:

Granted, but the tv messes up and forever stays at incredibly low volume.

I wish my girlfriend was here so I could hug here. &;

Granted, but you get into a terrible fight and she won't speak to you ever again.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

Granted, but now you have trouble staying awake.

I wish I had a bucket of KFC.

- Granted: its on your head.

I wish I didn't itch so badly~

:

Granted... Now it burns!!! x[

I wish I could be my with my girlfriend before the end of this year.

Granted, but you two get in a BIG fight.

I wish it WASN'T RAINING!

Granted, instead there is a tornado heading straight towards your town.

I wish I had a purple, immortal, vegetarian dinosaur

Granted, but it steps on you. D:

I wish I payed closer attention to the bettas I bought.

granted, but when you do they grow up to be piranhas and you'll lose 3 fingers trying to feed them over the years.

i wish i would stop procrastinating.

Granted, but then you find it hard to stop working.

I wish I had my own apartment.

- Granted. It's at the bottom of the sea.

I wish I were a coelacanth~

Granted, but due to the fact you were considered extinct for the longest time, you are caught and made a permanent lab rat, er fish.

I wish oranges were the cure for all ailments.

Granted, but over time, these ailments and diseases develop a resistance to oranges.

I wish I could afford a 3DS. :<

- Oh, you can, but instead you decide to spend your money on a brazilian wax, a bag of Gardettos and lots of Wild Cherry Pepsi and dinner rolls.

I wish my sister could find a job so she could get a place, and take her cat with her so my cats could sleep on my bed again.