Granted, but only in written terms. So it's still cold as a bitch outside.

I wish I could off my creative block.

granted, but now you write compulsively about squirrels

i wish my house was warmer

Granted, but you have forgotten that your only box of crayons were on the radiator, along with that picture which is half of that HUUUGE final project. Whoops!

I wish that my head didn't hurt.

I granted your wish...but now everything else hurts but your head. (this reminds me of the monkey paw story)

OH.....I wish that I get free stuff everywhere I go...LOL

Granted, but it's really poor quality.

I wish my friends lived right in my neighborhood.

Granted but they're all bums.

I wish people had brains.

Granted, but then the zombie uprising occurs.

I wish I would pass all my classes.

Granted, but you just barely pass, and you haven't learned anything.

I wish my grandparents wouldn't argue this Thanksgiving.

Granted, but now they're not even coming.

I wish for world peace.

Granted but overpopulation of people where stupidity becomes the norm.

I wish for gym membership

Granted, but the gym closes down so your membership is useless.

I wish for a ponycar.

Granted, but it breaks down.

I wish I were at an anime convention with my friends. <3

Granted, but then your friends abandon you and you're alone.

I wish I could be dating the guy I like by now.

Granted, but he turns out to be a total douchebag.

I wish I were back in the 1970's at a disco dance

Granted, but then your trapped there forever and now have to deal with the drugs.

I wish I could talk to my daddy...

Granted, but he tells you he hates you and never wants to see your ugly face again.

I wish that I did really good on my math midterm

Granted, but you fail every other test you take after that... o.o

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener. ;p

Granted, but then somebody roasts you over a fire and eats you :3

I wish that I had 8 arms!

Wish granted, but then your other 6 arms slowly start towards your throat... D:

I wish I had a new laptop.

Granted, but it explodes while your on Subeta and deletes your entire account! :O

I wish these snowballs would get off my head so I could see the new Melody item... Dx